Some fashion ‘rules’ are practically universal. If you wear white after Labor Day, you’ll seem out of season. If you mix neutrals or patterns, you’re going to appear mismatched and messy. If you wear horizontal stripes on a wide part of your body, it will look astronomically huge.
And that is why I knew I needed to put them on my already-wide hips. I WANTED HIPS FOR DAYS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. This super-sale knit midi gives me the exaggerated bodycon look I wanted and feels like pajamas. I’m never taking it off.
Who doesn’t love to break a rule every now and then?