Beauty

I’m no makeup artist, but damn it, I’ll try. Red lipstick forever!

Meet Amy. She’s a total babe, right? The kind of woman you look at and think ‘Her lips just must be that color naturally, because there’s no way it’s makeup.’ But alas, Amy Koehler is wearing makeup; and while I can’t speak for you, I know that’s not what it looks like when I put on my face. If only someone could … Keep reading…

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The man who perfected mega-models like Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, and Heidi Klum recently did my make-up. He also explained every step of the process. Obviously, my entire cosmetic kit and morning routine has changed. Let me explain: I was invited by Soft Surroundings, a.k.a. a store that literally rates its textile products by softness (yes, it’s great), to meet Vincent Longo … Keep reading…

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Anyone else see that face wash commercial where the girl takes her smartphone away from her face, only for everyone to freak out over how shiny and gross it is? Was I the only person who initially thought, That doesn’t happen to everyone?! It is icky, but for some of us, shiny and oily skin is the norm. Whatever, word on the … Keep reading…

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Holy October, dollface! Despite the fact that we have a new cackling neighbor– I’m all for laughter while hanging with friends, but seriously, it’s like the Wicked Witch dying on repeat (or worse, a Bad Brains records at the wrong speed)– we’ve been able to enjoy opening the windows again. It’s the start of fall, and it’s all about the simple pleasures; … Keep reading…

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