Disney Bound!

Disney Bound!

We are leaving for the most magical place on Earth! Lance and I are off to Orlando to celebrate our honeymoon in the goofiest way imaginable: Walt Disney World during the Halloween celebration! I have been a huge Disney dork my entire life. When I was just a wee little Julia – before the red hair and the nose ring – someone … Keep reading…

Inside My Weekend Purse

Inside My Weekend Purse

It is almost the weeeeeeeekkkkeeennnnnddd…! Time to stop washing my hair and switch into my little purse. I typically carry a small(ish) Rebecca Minkoff crossbody bag over the weekend. What’s inside? More than you’d think for such a little purse! I carry a little red card holder instead of a full-sized wallet on the weekends. My work keys clip off my regular keys, leaving a … Keep reading…

An Open Letter to my Thyroid Cancer

An Open Letter to my Thyroid Cancer

Dear Thyroid Cancer, What the fuck were you doing there? When did you creep into a body part I rarely thought of, and why the hell did you think you were welcome? How long were you living there? What were your intentions? Who gave you a key? Explain yourself. It all started eerily close to the episode of New Girl where Nick … Keep reading…

A Day in the Life with vitaminwater

A Day in the Life with vitaminwater

It’s an ongoing joke in our kitchen. We perpetually have several open bottles of vitaminwater in our fridge. I’ll open a Revive here, then maybe a XXX there, and then we end up with a colorful smorgasbord of tasty treats lining our otherwise empty fridge. What can I say? I can never make up my mind. My love for the drink started … Keep reading…