Just when I thought it was time to layer up, stupid summer has reared its ugly head. I am so tired of being covered in humidity-induced sweat I could actually cry, but those tears would just merge with the sweat to create a salty steam face wash that would brine me up better than my Thanksgiving turkey. (Kidding. We all know I’m too lazy to brine a turkey.) How’s a classy lady like myself supposed to get her multi-pattern fix when it is too hot to wear mascara, let alone a blouse under a dress?
Enter the neckerchief. It’s all the fun of a scarf without excess boob sweat. Score.
Currently wearing… Astr dress, Nordstrom Rack [SIMILAR] | Rebecca Minkoff MAC Crossbody c/o St. Louis Premium Outlet [SEEN HERE] | Steve Madden Feliz Sandals, DSW [HERE] | Scarf, belt, and jewelry, vintage
Unrelated to the heat, I found this Astr dress for $10 in the sale area of Nordstrom Rack. That’s a smokin’ hot deal if you ask me. Get it? Get it? Smoking hot? Because it’s a fucking sauna outside? Don’t expect better jokes from me in this weather.
