GET IN YOUR CAR AND GO TO TARGET NOW. Or go to Target.com, that works, too. Women’s clearance is an additional 20% off, making this weekend the perfect time to stock up for back-to-school, the work week, your next vacation, tomorrow… Clothing this cheap gives you a lot of reasons to shop. Target Sale | Swim by ohjuliaann Stripe Halter Top | … Keep reading…

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I’m told I need to try new things. I have been ordering the same sandwich from Subway since 1995. I have been wearing slouchy black boots as my go-to shoe since 2001, and would wear the same pair I had then if I didn’t annually wear a pair out. One of my current sleepshirts is a tee they gave me in preschool … Keep reading…

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Strappy sandals and round-toed Mary Janes are great, but I’ve decided to (finally) branch out into other forms of heels. First up? Peep-toe pumps– specifically these Nine West retro-inspired peep-toes in Robin’s egg with cream detailing. Perfect for showing off a cute pedicure, no? This was the ideal end-of-summer outfit: breezy, but covered. (What? You say it isn’t the end of summer? … Keep reading…

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While I spent my lunch hour eating in my car, disputing claims with an insurance professional– who I swear was like speaking to a Charlie Brown adult who randomly threw the word “co-pay” into conversation– and generally cursing adulthood obnoxiousness, a great thing happened: a freezing cold breeze slapped me across the face. Pour yourself a pumpkin spice latte, dolls, because autumn … Keep reading…

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It was like being there when they pack up the circus. Over the weekend, Lance and I went to the mall— we both need new shoes, and it was tax-free weekend. We thought about catching a movie, but none sounded good to me. We contemplated the dog park, but it was so humid and buggy. We were going to play black-light miniature … Keep reading…

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