Ugh, FINE YOU GUYS. I will try to like spring. I guess. Maybe. Even though I look way better in autumn hues. Anyone else not feeling the colors of the season? I have figured out the trick. If you’re not a pastel or neon loving lady, try pairing bits of these brights with tons and tons of black. Like so much black. Stop … Keep reading…

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How’d this sale come into my life? Double discounts, baby. This mauve Velvet Shirtdress by Holding Horses retailed for, by my research, $148. (It is sold out now.) It was marked down to $19.99 at my Anthropologie store, presumably because it was the last one there and it was missing a few buttons. Buttons are easy to replace, and it was simple … Keep reading…

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Bell sleeves are one of my favorites. Excluding while washing my hands and/or lighting a candle, the long, flowing fabric is simply fun to wear; the fact that I like how it looks is just icing on the cake. Bell sleeves make me want to flail around like the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man, and I have used them on at least … Keep reading…

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Every winter I become obsessed with buying a sparkly dress for New Year’s Eve. Even when we’re partying at home with a few friends, I start thinking about sequins in early December like clockwork. This year I don’t have to search the sale racks, as I already have my dress covered: an affordable, sparkly, bodycon dress from Tobi. Currently wearing… Sequin dress … Keep reading…

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