Consistent warm weather is on the horizon, which means shorts season is fast approaching. I have a whole stack of jeans to (attempt) to turn into shorts this year, but it’s always harder than I anticipate. For now, I’m sticking with these trusty cut-offs from hazel2blue – oh, and a pair of tights, as my pale legs look even weirder since I’ve … Keep reading…

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Shorts with tights was the dumbest idea. I was 110% against it when it surfaced a few years ago and swore I’d never partake. It’s the stupidest concept— if you want to cover your legs, wear some damn pants, or at least a skirt with tights. Shorts are for showing off your stems, period. Stop making shit weird. In a previous life, I … Keep reading…

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What did one cat nylon say to the other? Are you ‘stocking’ me?! What did the cat tights say to the shoes? Check meow-t. What do you call affordable, adorable feline-inspired legwear? Purrfect. Check me out on Instagram or Pinterest, and you’ll see I’m a wee bit cat-obsessed. [And cat-approved fashion is one of my favorites.] So it goes without saying* that … Keep reading…

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As I write this post, I’m cuddling my pups and watching Parks and Recreation. Why? I really like multitasking. I love reading magazines while eating dinner. The car is both a mode of transportation and a place to eat lunch (not at the same time). I like to fold laundry while watching movies. My lipstick makes a great blush substitute. Sunglasses are … Keep reading…

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This heat-and-humidity combo ruins so many things: lipstick, chocolate, hairstyles, patio dining, outdoor attractions…St. Louis summers (and late springs) are sweltering and sticky, and it’s killing all of my favorite outfits. The thing I miss most when the weather warms up is layering. (And boots, but you know that already.) There’s no need for me to reiterate my love for mixing patterns and … Keep reading…

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