Happy August! Things are going to be very exciting this month. Why? Because Oh, Julia Ann turns FIVE YEARS OLD! And one of the many ways I’m celebrating (outside of sappy blog posts, which are certainly coming) is extra giveaways with some of my favorite brands. Up first: $200 to Soft Surroundings, which I think you should use on these spectacular embroidered Ibiza Heels. … Keep reading…

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Ugh, FINE YOU GUYS. I will try to like spring. I guess. Maybe. Even though I look way better in autumn hues. Anyone else not feeling the colors of the season? I have figured out the trick. If you’re not a pastel or neon loving lady, try pairing bits of these brights with tons and tons of black. Like so much black. Stop … Keep reading…

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Remember how I asked for autumn? I practically begged. Well guess what, St. Louisans! It isn’t here yet, damn it! Instead, we’re stuck in a terrible heat wave with psycho-high humidity, and I’m stuck being a zitty, sticky, frizzy-haired bitch. God, I hate summer. And wearing office-appropriate attire makes warm weather a trillion times worse. Possibly more. My brain is too melted for math. … Keep reading…

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Jack Rogers sandals. Lilly Pulitzer dresses. Colorful pants. Most monogrammed items. There’s a whole list of stylish things I appreciate… from a distance. In case you couldn’t guess, I read a lot of fashion blogs, many of which feature styles that I admire, but don’t necessarily wear. I use my day job as a place to fulfill any desire to wear a sweater set … Keep reading…

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Alright, ladies, it’s time to suck it up and shell out $35—sandal season is upon us, and that means pedicures. After a long winter, pretty polished toes do sound nice, yeah? Speaking of toes, I have this thing against sandals that put something between mine. Y’know, like flip flops or thong sandals? Not for me. And some years, it’s nearly impossible to … Keep reading…

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