I have this winter fantasy where I spent the entire cold season wearing an oversized pullover and those perfect black leggings with the cellphone thigh pocket that don’t pick up pet hair and slim out the gingerbread baby I’ve been growing in my midsection since Christmas. I’m in my house in this dream, obviously, and my sleep schedule is finally normal and … Keep reading…
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Fun fact: I wished for big boobs on many a birthday candle when I was younger, starting at a very young age. My family stopped at the original Hooters location on a road trip in the early 90s and I became obsessed with when I’d get my own jumbo pair and how I could use them to form my chain of Hooters … Keep reading…
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I feel like I’ve been tired for a while. Like a broken record, I keep repeating the same things to myself about my problems being caused by the IVF medicine and that these side effects won’t last forever. But a year has passed since we found out this would be our fate—and nearly three since we, slowly of course, started this obnoxious … Keep reading…
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Is anything more exciting than a snow day? Despite the calendar saying it’s November, St. Louis already had its first big snow and we had a blast trekking through the fresh powder. Sure, I’m my own boss as a freelancer and I set me hours—and Lance, who is a fireman, wasn’t working that day—but we both felt like kids when school is … Keep reading…
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