Dear autoshop with the broken sewer line that’s drowning in sewage,
Remember that time you towed one of our cars and, despite driving by our house, made us walk home? And then honked and waved at us when we were still walking 1:30 a.m. in winter wrapped in blankets we found in the car? And then tried to charge us hundreds upon hundred of dollars to fix an alternator?
Karma can be shitty.
You’re a terrible business and you totally had this coming