Wearable Art

Wearable Art

“Why are you taking so much art?” asked my guidance counselor, repeatedly. “I think you really need more math and science.” Well, Mister Broken Record, I managed to graduate from … FULL POST

Office Attire on the Weekend

Office Attire on the Weekend

Open your eyes, dollface: Jackets and ballet flats are the answers to your problems! There are two issues at my office that may be problems at yours, too: I’m never … FULL POST

Early (Very Early) Christmas with Shane Co.

Early (Very Early) Christmas with Shane Co.

I distinctly remember the conversation. “So, whadya want for Christmas? No, like specifically. You’ve got to want something. Please tell me exactly what it is.” Since our first gift-giving Christmas … FULL POST

Workout Woes

Workout Woes

The first thing I said when I crawled out of bed this morning was, and I quote, “Damn you, Jillian Michaels!” Why would I curse the name of a famed … FULL POST

Tales of Great Sales | The Free Rebecca Minkoff Dress

Tales of Great Sales | The Free Rebecca …

A long time ago, at a garage sale far away, I bought a worn-once, still-in-the-box pair of Doc Martins for $2 from a yuppie who said she could never charge … FULL POST