The Ranting Woes of Resting Smile Face

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness… It was the time I wished more people would shut up. Maybe it’s the political climate. Maybe it’s internet troll culture. Maybe it’s — in my personal life, at least — publicly doing something people love to share their opinions about: trying to get pregnant. Because of those things and more, here’s how I think I look much of the time.

But, as a woman with serious Resting Smile Face, this is what I actually look like almost all of the time.

In a conversation? Smiling. In an awkward situation? Smiling. Walking in public? Smiling. Alone in my house? Smiling. And that makes me the perfect person to talk to. From informational pamphlets to demo tapes, mall kiosk samples to petitions, I’m an easy talk-to target with this dumbass grin.

That’s where this Stay Home Club tee comes in handy.

Unless you’re selling cookies, consider this my vibe for summer.

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