I have had the same salad four times in the last week. I’m actually eating leftovers of it right now, as Yogurt tries to steal some thinking maybe he’ll like it. (He won’t.)
Every summer, like clockwork, I obsess over the Strawberry Poppyseed & Chicken Salad at Saint Louis Bread Co… much like autumn’s Caramel Apple Milkshake at Steak ‘n Shake and the on-again, off-again Chicken Fries at Burger King. I fall victim to the marketing ploys of limited-edition foods and I obsess. I get in the routine, I order it again and again, blah blah blah. I do the same thing with hairdos and makeup looks and outfits once I find one I like. It looks good, it’s easy, I’m done. That’s why you call it your morning routine, yeah?
Long story short, my summer uniform is no different. I’m addicted, it’s all I want to wear, all hail comfort in the heat.
Now, back to salad.